Dear Readers,
I should probably do a report on the jealousy shown in the last episode, but I'm much more interested in the adorable creature known as The Smooze. We all have a friend like him, one who eats everything, who leaves a mess, who secretes a weird green goo, and who we wish we could lock up in a storeroom for the evening. No matter how distasteful this friend may be, it never seems right to leave him (or her) behind, and so they have to come with us where ever we go, because it wouldn't seem right not to.