Friendship Report: The Smooze

Dear Readers,

I should probably do a report on the jealousy shown in the last episode, but I'm much more interested in the adorable creature known as The Smooze. We all have a friend like him, one who eats everything, who leaves a mess, who secretes a weird green goo, and who we wish we could lock up in a storeroom for the evening. No matter how distasteful this friend may be, it never seems right to leave him (or her) behind, and so they have to come with us where ever we go, because it wouldn't seem right not to.

Friendship Report: Rock 'n' Roll!

Dear Readers,

Yesterday me and my mate Nath were called posers by two girls who think we're not real rockers. It didn't bother me, but I had to hold Nath back before he turned at least one of them into spaghetti sauce (you know, the lumpy kind). It probably didn't bother me on the sole basis that I didn't think they were real prostitutes, despite their attire. Anyway this post isn't about me getting insulted by two idiot teens, it's about stereotypes in general.